The James Comey Congressional Testimony Drinking Game
Normally we like to make drinking games out of predictable episodic content such as Game of Thrones, The Super Bowl, or a Sean Spicer Press Conference. With Comey testimonies starting to become something of a bi-annual tradition, all of us at Questionably Qualified decided that it was our solemn duty to lend the populace a helping hand. Or at least tell the populace when to use their hand to apply a beer to their face.
Yes we have another drinking game on our hands. As always please imbibe responsibly, and most importantly please refrain from driving, tweeting, or managing a private email server after playing.
Drinking Game Rules
Drink once whenever:
Trump tweets about the testimony
Hillary Clinton tweets about the testimony
A congressman or somebody is "troubled" or "finds something troubling"
A Republican congressman tries to shift the conversation towards the DNC leaks
A Democratic congressman tries to shift the conversation towards Russia
Russia is accused of spreading fake news
A Trump tweet is referenced
Drink three times whenever:
The main stream media is accused of spreading fake news
Vladimir Putin tweets about the testimony
The network you are watching cuts away for analysis while Comey is speaking
Somebody says the word "hooker"
Drink five times whenever:
A topic under discussion is accused of being "fake news"
The network you are watching cuts away for analysis while Comey is speaking in an attempt to deflect the content that is being discussed
Finish your drink if:
James Comey pleads the 5th
Drink at will whenever:
You question how we got to this point as a society
Drink everything if:
Information is revealed that leads to Donald Trump's impeachment
Information is revealed that leads to Hillary Clinton's imprisonment