Each remaining couple faces the perils of the proposal pedestal, determining whether they will be engaged for a brief time (most), break up today (next most), or get married (and least likely).
Grant and Lace get matching tattoos; Nick and Jen visit a fortune teller; Carly is stuck with another weird date; Ashley finally goes home.
Wells gets in triple trouble; Jared makes a wise move; Carly gives the ED Doctor a taste of his own medicine
Josh confronts his accusers; Wells arrives and gets to work; Jami shows up dressed to kill; Caila and Jared get a short-lived reprieve
The end of Vizzy; Jade and Tanner revisit the Paradise Pad and evaluate couples; Carly is chosen for another weird date; Ashley supplants Evan as the worst.
Caila struggles mightily with a simple decision; Vizzy faces a big test; Grant says "I Love You"
Ashley arrives and immediately falls apart; ABC tries to get Evan female attention; Nick finds a new lady and a lot of crabs; Daniel stays the king.
Evan borrows Amanda, creating an opening for cheese pizza; Grace and Vizzy go on a double date; Daniel continues his MVP season.
Josh and Amanda snog so much I wonder if they have gills; three couples snog on the same piece of furniture; Evan continues to be the least likable person in Paradise.
Josh Murray returns to fill the silverback gorilla void left by Chad's departure; Nick watches helplessly; Carly and Evan set a Guiness World Record; Leah sets an unofficial record for quickest meltdown.
We meet the contestants, Grumpy BadScruff gets Angry and Wasted, and Chris Harrison continues to enjoy the best job in reality television.