Peter and Bryan go on Fantasy Suite dates; Rachel runs her final Rose Ceremony; everyone cries way too much.
Peter verbalizes his feelings in front of everyone; the best contestant reappears; Eric and Bryan both ask Rachel's mom for her blessing; Chris Harrison takes another week off.
Eric tells Rachel about growing up in Baltimore; Bryan's mom "threatens" to kill Rachel; Dean's dad storms off and peers creepily through a window; Peter behaves rationally.
Bryan gets a forever-gift; Dean clams up; Peter's hair changes colors repeatedly; Eric talks about growing up in Baltimore; Adam is anti-difficult; Matt's there, too, I guess.
The Kenny-Lee Saga thankfully comes to an end; blood is shed (accidentally, settle down); Rachel culls the herd.
Jack Stone (thankfully) stops smiling, Peter scores some hot tub time but misses out on a rose, and Kenny and Lee go tete-a-tete.
Rachel takes Dean up in the Goodyear blimp; the contestants compete in a Spelling Bee; Lee and Iggy continue not making friends
Rachel cements her status as my favorite Bachelorette of all-time; Kenny gets his chance to perform and doesn't waste it; Lee confirms he is a prick.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher oversee a Husband Material competition; DeMario gets a visit from a maybe-ex; Peter gets to join Rachel and Copper at a puppy party.
Some idiot wahbooms his way to Week 2; Brian gets an early snog; Josiah and Peter are my two front-runners.